Hello again lol.. I felt like blogging again so yeah here goes.

Today was a very eventful day for me. Woke up, ate breakfast, watched some basketball, etc.. after all that hard work i had the munchies... I found a packet of crackers in the kitchen so I was like meh lets eat it... After I ate a few I was like this shi has barely any taste ( it was cheese flavour , but i didn't taste no cheese ) ........ This is where the fail starts.

I decided to look in the fridge for something to eat with it... I recall seeing ham in the fridge earlier so i took the packet out. I couldn't open the darned thing so I got my scissors and cut that b*tch up. I reached into the packet grabbing a nice .. wet? circle of ham..? Why the heck is it wet.. Regardless, I bit the thing and it wasn't that great, but still had a taste atleast. As I was biting the sloppy piece of ham, I further thought to myself ... What the heck is that sound going on nextdoor and also why is this piece of ham wet.. So I travelled all the way back to my fridge to check the packaging out... There labelled the words ATTENTION: THIS PRODUCT MUST BE COOKED THOROUGHLY PRIOR TO CONSUMPTION... The words all in upper case letters made me go :O! But also the use of the word "thoroughly" made me believe that I'M GONNA GET CANCER AND DIE SH*T ! PARASITES ARE GONNA FORM IN MY BODY AND EAT ME , I BETTER CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS , THE MEN IN BLACK, 911 !! But i didn't panic too much i believe. I subsequently disposed of the wet, meaty circle of doom into the garbage bin outside before it attacked anymore innocent human beings. So wait I defeated the ham, does this mean I win?